On this website, you can't really see much at all, most of it consists of my amusing and occasionally profound writings. If you're reading this, then you've probably been duped by my cunning advertising campaign. However, I will not attempt to waste your time any further, and so, you may read the following for fun. Also, you may have noticed my 'improved' front sign. This is a marketing ploy to steer away from the 200'000+ 'Dave's Homepage's the Infoseek came up with. That was tedious.

Do you like the above pictures? I rather do. These actually only took a couple of hours this evening (Thursday 25th June) before I set up this site. Click on each image for an option of the Imagine model or JPEG.

I'm bored. I'm sure anyone who didn't like the pictures would be even more so. Ah! I just thought of something to cheer you up. Recently, having thought my computer might be able to help me out when I forgot my mum's Birthday, I used Powerpoint to make the card. Ahahah. The results were aimed directly at her weak spot for George Clooney, and made a suitable mockery of him. Click..... here to download the presentation. Except, if you had bothered to have a ganders at the above pictures, you would realise I lack the mental capaciity to achieve this. Help please.

For some reason, I really hate the 'Click here' links in WebPages. I anyone has any novel suggestions on how to make this method of page changing more amusing, please contact. Talking of which, here is my e-mail: [email protected] . I would never actually give my e-mail for my account with my ISP, and I doubt many other people do. Yahoo accounts are great for junk mail. Not that I class you views as junk, It's going to be the basis for my Website. Also, please bear in mind I know that there is an apostrophy (TypeO?) mssing from the title screen. Therefore, I do not need thiis to be pointed out.

I've actually just realised, that I'm running a 1024x768 display, and I wondered how many other people do. I mean, most WebSites are geared up for 800x600, but that just seems to blocky to me. Does anybody else agree? I doubt it, but I would again like to hear your views on the subject.

I also hate long scrolling screens, so here is the next page: